Does the Conversatron have non-Christian askees? If not I would be willing to sacrifice my time and pride to represent them.
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Not the Ghost of Carl Sagan, since the existence of 'ghosts' cannot be proven scientifically.
Thanks for the offer, but I'd probably get better representation out of a random southern congressman.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
I may be willing to take you up on your offer. Tell me, Asker, what are your qualifications in Hindu studies, and your stands on the issues of Muslim conflict on the Indian subcontinent, vegetarianism, and of price gouging on impulse buy items?