Perhaps you are not up on your times, Strong Bad, but Abby died last year.
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Strong Bad
Okay, brains for brains, maybe you're not up on your times, but you're thinking of Ann Landers. And anyway, Dear Abby is a job, not a person. The 'original' Dear Abby hasn't written in like 15 years. It's her daughter or something now. But it would be cooler if it was one of those things where you kill the original Dear Abby and you become Dear Abby.
Strong Bad
You know, like Santa Claus in those Tim Allen movies, or the guy who's Ronald McDonald in the commercials.