Weight Loss
Would anyone recommend a good weight loss program?
Responses:
I've got this new thing called the 'Subway Diet'.
Crow, that's not new, that Jared guy's been doing that for months.
Oh, no, this one's different.
You only eat food you find that somebody left on the subway.
For people in smaller cities I'm calling it the 'Bus Floor Diet'.
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