I have a colony of snails on my porch. I love them. The other day I had guests and they tortured and killed most of my snail colony. What type of retribution should I seek for the snail killers?
Snail Killers
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Pour some salt in their eyes.
Then you paint some targets on their roofs, sit back with a nice mint julep, and wait for the Slug People of Mollusca IX to deploy their Unstoppable Slime Force, some time next year.
Those jerks practically eradicate themselves!
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