Hey, I've got a great idea for this new promotional campaign!
The Topic: Link to us and win!
Responses:
We come up with some dorky ad button, tell readers to link it to us on their site. Then at the end of the month we randomly select one of the referals as the winner.
Ok, but what do they win?
A "Cool Million"!
Ok that's the bait, what's the switch?
It turns out that a "Cool Million" is the name of this new ice cream bar. We're bidding on the promo contract.
Hey, what are you guys doing in here?
Uh, working?
It's Saturday.
Wait no, we've gone to work 4 days this week, so today... today...
Huh.
Huh.
Heh, oh yeah, those 3 day weekends sure throw off the whole work-zone thing.
But if it's Saturday, what are you doing here?
Sometimes I like to come in on the weekend.
I find PCs that people forgot to turn off or lock, and use them to surf for pornography.
I find PCs that people forgot to turn off or lock, and use them to surf for pornography.
Ha!
Maybe Brad was telling the truth when we fired his sorry ass last month.
Maybe Brad was telling the truth when we fired his sorry ass last month.
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