Good morning

Shampoo

Since TMoL is down, do you have any need for a new, slightly annoying friend? I come complete with pathetic doormat action, and kung foo grip!

Lord Amazorn

If by 'friend' you mean 'paying customer,' then sure, welcome.

Dante Hicks

You know, despite all the talk around here about "customers," I've yet to see anybody actually paying for anything.

Lord Amazorn

Oh, they pay all right.

They all pay.

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