Can you make my package get here quicker?
The Topic: UPS
Responses:
Brown means being able to take our own sweet time.
Brown means never having to say you're sorry.
Brown means the box was damaged already when the sender went to Mail Boxes Etc.
Brown means having to wait at home because we're not just going to leave it on your porch, unless it's something really expensive and small, in which case we are.
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