How do you roll a result of six on what's clearly only a d4?
Responses:
Polyhedron
How indeed?
Log
Hey, you're swapping dice! Don't let the DM see.
Polyhedron
Look pal, I'm clearly labeled as a polyhedron. I'm all multi-faceted and whatnot. Thread needs a die roll? I'm there! The idea is it doesn't really matter what die I am.
The Referee
TWEEEET!
The Referee
Repeated offense. You really shouldn't be talking. I'm warning you...
Polyhedron
What you got little man?
Heavy Machinegun Fire
Polyhedron
12
The Referee
That's more like it.
Polyhedron
No, that was my saving throw. I'm still here.
Bartender from Halo
Ahem.
Ring Explosion (with lens flare!)
The Referee
Thanks.
George W. Bush
So I'm off the hook for the Alaska thing now, right?
The Dungeon Master
Well let's find out.
Polyhedron
5235092810
The Dungeon Master
Oooh, just made it!
The Big Fucking State of Alaska
Kick ass.
The Dungeon Master
And for those of you following at home, I assure you our saving throws are every bit as arbitrary as the polyhedrons themselves.