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Idiot Frat Brother

Butch
One of our less brilliant brothers just ignited a smoke grenade across the hall. Yes, a genuine, Vietnam era, downed aviator style, green smoke grenade. Indoors. In an attempt to force us to give him a Toostie Pop. Looks like the lower limit of human stupidity has been lowered yet again.

Responses:
Dr. Egon Spengler
That depends on whether or not he actually got the Tootsie Pop.

Butch
The Tootsie Pop was confiscated. As "President" Bush says, we cannot give in to terrorists.

Carl Spackler
Well I wouldn't waste a whole smoke grenade on a Tootsie Roll, but maybe a Tootsie Roll Pop, if it was grape or something.

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