BROTHERS! We must revolt against the corrupt oppressive bourgeoise, uh, something! TO THE CAPITAL!
A CALL TO ARMS!
Responses:
Hey, I'm an old man. Leave my head the hell out of this.
Whoa there pops. We're all old.
Well, some of us are really old.
And some of us are more full of muscle.
And some of us are more full of muscle.
Damn you - always using your 'exceptional girth' to win the argument, stubby.
Some of us prefer our long, slender figure.
Some of us prefer our long, slender figure.
Well, you might not have it in the middle but at least you've a good solid capital on your shaft.
Unlike that fancy-headed, sissy-boy kid you've got.
Unlike that fancy-headed, sissy-boy kid you've got.
Shut the hell up, gramps.
At least my shaft has a base.
At least my shaft has a base.
Back in my day, all we needed was a stylobate to rest on.
But you kids are too damned good for that, what with your high-tech bases.
But you kids are too damned good for that, what with your high-tech bases.
What can I say?
When you have a head this beautiful, you need an ass to match.
When you have a head this beautiful, you need an ass to match.
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