The Topic: SMAC

Damien

I always play as the University and kill of that bible thumping bitch first. Am I going to hell for this?

Sister Miriam Godwinson

Yes.

But not for the reasons you think.

Academician Prokhor Zakharov

What does that even mean? He asked a simple question, and ended it with "for this?" Thus, the answer can't be "yes" unless the reason is the one he stated.

Sister Miriam Godwinson

I'm not the one on trial here!

Academician Prokhor Zakharov

I hate you so much.

Sister Miriam Godwinson

I hate you more.

Academician Prokhor Zakharov

I hate you more infinity.

Sister Miriam Godwinson

I hate you more infinity plus one.

Academician Prokhor Zakharov

What? You can't say "infinity plus one!"

Sister Miriam Godwinson

I just did.

Academician Prokhor Zakharov

But it doesn't mean anything!

Sister Miriam Godwinson

You're just a sore loser.

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