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The Topic: Rich tapestries?

Hamusutaa
We hear about rich tapestries all the time. Why don't we ever hear about poor tapestries?

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Life's Rich Tapestry
That we don't hear from them follows from A is A.
Hamusutaa
Not hear "from" them... hear "about" them.

Are you embarassed to talk about your impoverished siblings?
Life's Rich Tapestry
Criminal!
Hamusutaa
I refuse to answer those charges on the grounds that they were made by an inanimate handwoven textile.
The Judge
Overruled! You will answer the charges.
Hamusutaa
Wow, I guess I AM the one on trial here, after all.
The Judge
Well your counsel should have advised you. It appears he was too busy running around his Habitrail though. Perhaps a recess is in order.
The Judge
Baliff, direct them to the clothesline and exercise wheel. I'll be in my chambers phoning my wife and asking her where she got the mushrooms for my pizza.

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