Wham!

Weepingsore

*Wham! Wham! Wham!*
Stupid Website! How many times do I have to hit you to get you to work again?!

Responses:

The Conversatron

ERROR REPORT:

Hard Drive Vibration Limit Exceeded.

Running Check.
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Drive Array II: Errors Found

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ASKEE database corruption 54%

Checking Backups....
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Backups Not Found.

Starting Recovery Progr@!!$%!%@^tatew3^2khLR KWJhgn2k4b6k ;2j35l3kj13h6jk1l112 4jkh55 

FATAL ERROR: STARTING EMERGENCY PROTOCOLS.

DELETING ALL WEBSITE CONTENT......
Complete
DELETING ARCHIVES.....
Complete
FORMATTING ALL DRIVES......
Complete

RESTARTING

CONVERSATRON BASE OS v.04

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Karen the Cute Computer Engineer

Ah! Hitting the reset switches was easier than I though it'd be.

And even better, the "Misleading Segue" protocol is up and running.

Karen the Cute Computer Engineer

We should be back to 100% any time now.

Average rating: 4.20