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Gaaaaaaaaaaaah!

sky
Could anything else possibly go wrong today? Christ.

Responses:
Earth
Um. I was meaning to tell you... So, I was trying to set up my gravity bill to auto-deduct from my checking account, so I wouldn't have to mail those stupid checks every month. Anyway, I thought it was all set up, but I just got this letter saying my payment is late, and if I don't pay soon, I may experience an outage of gravity service.

Earth
So, uh, sky, if you suddenly come loose and float off into space, that's why. Sorry about that.

The Moon
Hey, what about me?

Earth
You can go careening off into the sun for all I care, you little weirdo.

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