When was there ever an evil stock-trading Dante? Did I miss something? You mean there's a Kevin Smith flick (or a Kevin Flick smith) that I missed? When is Jersey Girl coming out? Why didn't Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back win an Oscar? Why-- *thunk*
Responses:
Matt Damon
I thought we had agreed about not using our Oscars as blunt instruments anymore.
Ben Affleck
Ok, no more after this one.
Matt Damon
You said that last time.
Ben Affleck
This time I mean it more. Christ, I had to make an exception this time, I fucking hate it when fanboys just can't shut up about Kevin Smith. Kevin Smith this, Kevin Smith that!
Matt Damon
Fangirl.
Ben Affleck
Whatever.
Ben Affleck
Ben Affleck
Why the hell are you in the middle of the woods without any clothes on?
