okay, so my roomate keeps me up until around 4 in the morning every single stupid night because she has friends in the room. I tried talking to her before and she told me she wouldn't have anyone in the room past midnight. I'm fine with that. Really, it's earlier than i'd have made it. and so for about a week, people were out of the room by midnight. i was happy and restful. and then she just seemd to totally forget. and she stupid has her stupid friends in the stupid room every single stupid night. Would murder be acceptable in this case? Her murder, of course. And maybe a few members of her asian posse as well.
Responses:
Colin Mochrie
Now, a lot of people would say, just gently remind your roommate of her promise, and if people stay over past midnight, tell them yourself that you wish to go to bed, and would like them to take their discussions elsewhere.
Colin Mochrie
Well, yeah, right, that may work, but it doesn't solve the real issue, which is why these people are coming over in the first place! It's because it's a decent place to visit. So do something about it! Make your room completely unlivable. Don't clean or change sheets, ever. Play Gregorian chants, really loud, all the time. Hang up dead plants, don't do laundry, leave your stuff all over the place. Oh, and some really smelly incense, or a diseased pet, or something else that smells bad. Once no one would possibly ever want to visit your room for any circumstance, you'll be set!
Colin Mochrie
Just remember, stuff that no one could possibly like, ever. That's the key.
You know, like, say, a poster of Drew Carey on your wall.
Drew Carey
Yeah, okay, I was wondering where you were going with all this.
