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DudeGuy

i'm back, with 23 hours of class and a nerd for a roommate. pity me?

Responses:

Mr. T

Ok, but I'm gettin' mighty tired of pityin' all you foo's.

Professor Frink

Mmm-hey, Mister T, perhaps you'd be interested in my new invention, the Pitymatic 4000, which can pity ten times as many fools as a normal man and uses only pennies worth of electricity a day!

Mr. T

I don't know, I don't trust all that scientific jibba-jabba.

Professor Frink

Very well, then I propose a test... both you and the Pitymatic 4000 will pity all of the fools who write in today. The first one to fail to properly pity the fool shall be defeated, leaving the other with the victory, and the accolades, and the dancing and tickertape and whatnot.

Mr. T

You're on, sucka!

Lisa Simpson

Wow, it's just like the story of John Henry.

Lisa Simpson

Hopefully people won't start inundating us with 'They Might be Giants' references now.

Mr. T

I pity them obsessive TMBG fanboys.

Professor Frink

And, uh, the Pitymatic 4000 will pity them at a much faster rate and with a higher degree of efficiency!
Mmm-hey.

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