X-girlfriend

I don't really get the term "hooking up", I mean, does it mean you "hooked up" the VCR or "hooked up" a cable modem or did you make out all night? Or does hooking up mean you got to 3rd base? Or did you go all the way? And what does the base system mean anyway? I mean, I've heard 2nd base involves some groping, but isn't "some" an arbitrary term anyway? And what is it with groping anyway?

Shut up!!

And in reply to your question: yes.

How can you say that without knowing about the situation?

Because it is in our best interest to make the readers feel as bad about themselves as possible.

It's the only way to keep them coming back for more.