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I'm impressed.

JackSpade
It's been months and months since I've stopped by the old 'tron, and despite the whole server crash thingy, I'm still logged in. Actually, now that I think about it, maybe I should worry...Hmmmm....

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Sniper
Yes, but not for the reasons you think.

JackSpade
Bring it on, rifle boy. I eat bullets on my pizza.

Sniper
Anyone can eat a bullet that's standing still.

Xander Harris
Wouldn't that give you lead poisoning?

Sniper
Yeah.

JackSpade
Oh, didn't I mention that the pizza was fired at my face from a cannon?

Xander Harris
No, you didn't. You probably forgot because of the lead poisoning.

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