The Topic: Haiku

Flendarp

Kill a big fat pig.
Slice it up and fry it up.
Bacon's some good eats.

Alton Brown

Of course it is. Don't any of you people watch my show?

The Nerds in the Audience

Alton Brown

..on the Food Network. I'm a chef. I have a pop-culture/comedy cooking show. Called "Good Eats."

The Nerds in the Audience

Alton Brown

Oh, come on! You people are my demographic!

The Nerds in the Audience

The Nerds in the Audience

Are you going to say "Bam?"

Alton Brown

GAH!

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