Harlan Ellison is my god. I worship him. From now on I will worship Crow T. Robot for mentioning him. So, Crow, how does it feel to be a demigod?
The Topic: Harlan Ellison
Responses:
Hrm...should I explain my joke, that I want that person to actually write their paper on Harlan Ellison, with a really sharp pen, thus causing him terrible physical pain, as the tip of the writing implement carves deep grooves in his pasty flesh...or should I pretend to like him, thus earning the eternal worship of this nubile young woman, who would undoubtably, finding me a demigod, be willing to do stuff like bake me cookies, and maybe we could even rent a video and sit and watch it and hold hands and I could eat the cookies she baked for me...what should I do? What should I do?
Stop typing out your internal monologues?
You win this round, Tom Servo!
Heh, so that's what, like two rounds for me now?
Shut up!
No, I don't even mind the joke. I liked it. But the fact that you even mentioned Harlan makes you good enough for demigod status.
And think of all the COOKIES I'll make you!
And think of all the COOKIES I'll make you!
Oh, I am...I am!
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