Quite productive in the humor department tonight, aren't we? Would there be some ulterior motive for this? Or am I just going insane from my desperate procrastination of work?
Efficiency
Responses:
Hand me another martini, Ted.
No problem, Phil.
It sure is nice having this new blood, eh?
Damn Straight! We needed the vacation.
But what do we do when they finally submit to the horrible bitterness that comes with writing for this craphole of a humor website?
...
We hire new ones!
Until the whole world writes for this website!
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My plan is working beautifully.
So, would it be ok if I took next week off?
I can cover for you.
I need the hours.
I need the hours.
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