Sorry Mark, Roger Maris beat you to it. By about 30 years.
re: Babe Ruth?
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When I was a boy I dreamed of breaking Babe Ruth's record. Roger Maris didn't break the record until I was, uh, let's see...
He did it in 1961, 2 years before you were born.
Uh, well, I could easily explain away this seemingly blatant inconsistency...but wouldn't you all rather see me hit a few dingers?
How about that!
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