I will side with YOU *Salute*

I have defected from the trecherous TMOL and decided to cast my lot with the superior Conversatron.

It is in my opinion that the Conversatron provides a superior caricature of its notable (And not so notable) personalities.

I think we should attack TMOL now and capitalize on my defection. What say you?

Am I to be thwarted at the gate by bureaucracy? Such an ignominious fate for noble Ozarius must not come to pass. Now see here, loyal sentry. You must take my offer to your superior at once!