Strangely enough...I was working at a gas station one time and someone called in dead. Well...their friend called in for them. Turned out the absent worker had sustained a fatal heart attack and was therefore unable to arrive. I thought "Damn...now I have to stay here another 6 hours."
Responses:
Dante Hicks
God, I know what that feels like.
Dante Hicks
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
Randal Graves
Jesus Christ, isn't it about time you dropped that bit?
Dante Hicks
Isn't it about time you got back to your own store?
Crow T. Robot
All I know is we're about to get a brand new flood of questions about why you two are in color!
