Queer Duck

I Maqueta

Oh my god. A gay duck. On Showtime.

Responses:

Tom Servo

Why don't we ever get a decent haiku?

Crow T. Robot

No one even entered our 'dirty diamante' contest.

I Maqueta


Tits.
Round, hard.
Bounce, nibble, tickle.
Pinch, rub, kiss.
Hard, round.
Ass.

What do I win?

Mike Nelson

Dinner for two at the "Chez du Huh?"

Crow T. Robot

What? That contest's over.

Tom Servo

Yeah, but you can still enter our "Cheeky Cinquains" competition.

Crow T. Robot

We've only had one entry, and he was disqualified for overuse of alliteration.

Average rating: 3.40