Today I have finally rejoined geek civilization by getting a cable modem. I then went online to see what pizza place delivers to my new apartment only to find I can order the pizza online.
God Bless America. And the internet. And possibly Al Gore, but I was never real clear on just what his involvement was.
Responses:
Al Gore
So, uh, you're having pizza?
You know, I quite enjoy pizza myself.
Al Gore
I'm not really doing anything right now, haven't had lunch yet, maybe, you know...
Because I'm not busy.
The Cynic
95 KB/second downloading that mouse driver I couldn't find the disk for.
*weeps with joy*
Sure, Al, ol buddy. We need to go over your strategy for the next election anyway. You really sucked it up last time.
