Gentlemen. Crow T. Robot's arms do INDEED work. Reference show 210 (King Dinosaur) where Crow uses his arms. Granted, much has been made about Tom Servo's lack of upper limb mobility, but Crow has been shown to use his arms on more than one occasion.
Reference show 316 (Gamera vs. Zigra) and show 406 (Attack of the Giant Leeches).
Responses:
Crow T. Robot
Thank you for your concern in this matter. However, you will note only that I stated my inability to work remote control gear. It was also stated that "our" arms don't work, and since it is in fact true that Servo's arms do not work, the our in in this case was nonexclusive and therefore the statement is carried.
Tom Servo
Nonexclusive our? What are you talking about?
Crow T. Robot
Ah, thank you, Servo. Also, please reference the Amazing Colossal Episode Guide, subparagraph 145, descriptions of the robots, which also states that my arms don't work. Despite the fact that they do, and in fact so do Servo's, as I quite recall at one point saying "Hey, Servo, how did you get your arms to work?"
Of course, I may have just dreamed it.
Crow T. Robot
In conclusion, if you have any further thoughts on this matter, please direct them to our monkey with a tire iron. Thank you.
Servo, release the monkey with a tire iron.
Tom Servo
Uh, release? I thought you had him.
Crow T. Robot
Huh.
I guess that would explain all that screaming and banging I heard this morning.