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It has a lot of bugs.

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Lord Ottombottom
Why, that's the reason for the nets you put around your bed, my good man!

If you've forgotten yours, do not fear, as I have my porters carry several spares.

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The more things change the more they stay the same.

Lord Ottombottom
Be doubly careful when you're changing, that's when the little beasties are the most dangerous!

Why, I once had an African Ostrich Beetle crawl into my nightclothes, and I very nearly discharged my sidearm while attempting to dislodge it.

Lord Ottombottom
...if you know what I mean.

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