Safari
It has a lot of bugs.
Responses:
Why, that's the reason for the nets you put around your bed, my good man!
If you've forgotten yours, do not fear, as I have my porters carry several spares.
The more things change the more they stay the same.
Be doubly careful when you're changing, that's when the little beasties are the most dangerous!
Why, I once had an African Ostrich Beetle crawl into my nightclothes, and I very nearly discharged my sidearm while attempting to dislodge it.
...if you know what I mean.
Images © their respective owners. Text © 1999-2026 The
Conversatron. For entertainment purposes only.