I dunno...you're not really a guy, or a girl in a guy's body, or a guy in a girl's body, or a half-girl half-other thing in a third kind of thing's body, or anything are you?
Bender
Nah, she's just ugly.
Leela
Bender, not only is that incredibly rude, but you've got no evidence of this person's attractiveness either way.
Bender
Don't I? I'll give you three reasons right here:
a) She's interested in Fry b) She's on the Internet c) It's Fry and d) Fry
Bender
I realize that's one reason too many but I'm feelin' generous today.