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The Topic: World Cup

Flendarp
I don't give a shit
about the fucking World Cup
It's just a damn game.

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The Referee
*tweet*

Improper use of Asian poetry to describe feelings for European game.

Redo the poem in sonnet form.
Flendarp
Whats up with sonnets?
I hate european shit.
It is so boring.

The World Cup sucks, want to know why?
Because sports suck in general.
Oh wow he kicked a ball, it flew high!
Let's keep injuries minimal.
I would have more fun if I could watch
Reruns of Full House all day.
Instead I have to watch someone catch
Balls and kick them around, oy vey!
Score! HA! I know a better way to score.
It involves balls and athletics too
When done properly your really sore
afterwards for like a day or two.
Fuck you, sports. You are boring and dull.
And all your fans are thick in the skull.


There's your damned sonnet. Shakespearean sonnet. BAH!
The Referee
Well that was unexpected.

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