Maybe I can help cnid_girl out with her problem. You see, cnid_girl, your ex-boyfriend isn't over you yet. He never has. There is no such thing as "friends" after the relationship is over. As Brody said, he's just been hoping to sleep with you again the whole time. However, now that he's dating someone new, he no longer has to fantasize about you. Or, maybe, he wants to take away the possible temptation of you because he respects this new girl (and really, how seriously can we take your assesment of her as hose-beast? - you're probably somewhat jealous over this). So, look, just give it up. You weren't really friends anyway. Meanwhile, I am fully single resaonably attractive and I can cook. You should go out with me.
