Just out of curiosity, was that croc hunter guy that unleashed the lava lamp actually FROM Australia?
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Our traces show that he posted that from Cleveland.
Maybe some sort of quantum tunnel effect caused an internet connection from deep in the Australian outback to become entangled in the Earth's electomagnetic field, leaping instantly through the center of the Earth and reconnecting in Cleveland, Ohio.
Or it was just some joker in Cleveland acting like a jackass.
Oh come on Scully, you know how this works. The first stupid theory I come up with is always right.
Come on, admit it! I'm always right!
Just once I wish something turned out to have a simple, reasonable explanation.
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