suicide

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is it the answer?

Responses:

Crow T. Robot

No, suicide is painless.

Grease is the answer.

Tom Servo

No, Crow, Grease is the word.

Crow T. Robot

Oh yeah.

So then what's the answer?

Tom Servo

uh...

What was the question?

Crow T. Robot

Um...

What was Radar O'Reilly's real name?

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Walter Eugene O'Reilly

Tom Servo

Oh, that's easy. Walter Eugene O' R...
Darn, he beat me to it!

Crow T. Robot

Oh.

Wait, I thought Walter was his teddy bear.

Tom Servo

Nope! It never had a name.

Crow T. Robot

Huh. Well, there you go, asker!

Glad we could help.

Tom Servo

Heh, turns out he had the answer within him the whole time.

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