I call dibs

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I call dibs on being the first person to get hit by a car while riding around on a Segway Skooter.

Responses:

Cigarette-Smoking Man

I'm sure my associates in the automobile industry can arrange that.

Dean Kamen

One of the great things about the Segway is that it'll survive a car hit with ease. In fact, I designed it to withstand the weight of 3 SUVs.

Karen the Cute Computer Engineer

What about the person ON the Segway?

Dean Kamen

I can't be held responsible for poorly designed humans.

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