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The Topic: re: baseball strike

abacab
If it's all about respect, like in the mob, then can we hire someone to whack Donald Fehr?

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Gila Mobster
Makes me an offer, and I'll throw in dat Selig guy for free.
abacab
If you do this for me, you will become my most valued friend and you will have a very respectable and lucrative position in my organization.
Gila Mobster
Is we talkin' school teacher respectible or baseball player salary respectible?
abacab
All right, you can have a share of the profits on nacho sales in ballparks.
Krusty the Klown
Hey hey!

That's the sweetest plum of all!
abacab
The Klown knows too much. Looks like we're going to have to dig a few more holes.
Krusty the Klown
A few more holes? How many people are you gonna bury?
Gila Mobster
Just da one.
Krusty the Klown
hey hey

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