Even though Michael Bolton has pretty much always sucked, a sharp increase in the blandness of his music occurred once he cut his hair short. Could Michael Bolton's songwriting/singing "ability" have been contained within those terrifying locks?
The Samson Syndrome
Responses:
I tried to buy those locks in an auction, I wanted to commision a piano whose strings were made from his hair.
But Michael Jackson outbid me.
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