Really stupid?

kypselos

Like leave your keys in another state? (let alone
time zone...). Argh! Now where's that key rock...

Responses:

Stephen Hawking

So your keys are now in a liquid state?

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Stephen Hawking

According to quantum theory, your keys could actually be in two states at once.  Once when I was visiting Utah, my keys were in four states at once

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Stephen Hawking

Thank you! 

I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitresses

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