I am having issues with my gay boyfriend because he thinks that he is starting to have an interest in women again. He was asked out on a date last friday and agreed to go with her. What should I do??
Responses:
Batman
Dear Asker: I advise you to take a proactive approach.
Batman
Use your preternatural deductive abilties and a multibillion dollar supercomputer to corellate your boyfriend's preferred social environments and activities with optimal opportunities for illicit heterosexual intercourse.
Batman
Then, using your doctoral-level knowledge of human behavior and genetic predisposition, extrapolate the psychological profile of his ideal female companion.
Batman
It should then be a trivial matter to deduce the exact itinerary of their evening together and intuit the precise moment when projecting your eerie silhouette against a nearby wall will cause maximum discomfort.
Batman
Finally, disable him with a knee to the small of his back, several open-handed neck strikes and a savage shot to the solar plexus.
