I got you beat. I was at a rehersal, and talking to Kochanski on my cell phone while I set up my stuff for teaching youngins how to dance. Plug in the boom box, put down my clipboard of notes, pat pockets...all while carrying on a conversation. I swear, I said while talking to her over the phone: "Where the hell is my cell!?"
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Strong Bad
Ok, that's pretty stupid I'll admit.
Strong Bad
But we aren't really having a "I'm the dumbest reader" contest right now, so you don't win anything.
