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ex boyfriends

nixon
so, out of the blue my ex boyfriend who i haven't heard from in 2 years messages me and tells me he's married, living in boston and making a living experimenting on lab rats. how should i feel about all of this?

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Professor Farnsworth
Oh my, did he seem as though he was asking leading questions?

Bender
More to the point, did he offer you cheese?

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