The Topic: Hmm...

Jackie Chun

You know what we need to talk about tonight?

NINJAS.

Please discuss.

Responses:

Andy Rooney

You know the problem with ninjas? You can't find a good American ninja anymore. Back in the 80's you could find American ninja. There was even a series of movies, called American Ninja.

Andy Rooney

American Ninja was directed by Sam Firstenberg; the same gentleman who brought us Breakin’ II: Electric Boogaloo. Now, I'm not sure what a Boogaloo is, and why do I need an electric one? Do the old fashioned manual ones not work as well?

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