I believe it was St. Volus who was the inaugural member of the Vole Canon. Famed for his "Sermon Near the Cliff", his followers now recognize the volatility and volubility of all voledom, as manifested in the Screaming Vole Cannon (tm).
The Topic: St. Volus
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Call the Art Dept. and tell them we're still waiting for that picture of a lemming with a Bishop miter to use for St. Volus.
I did. They said we're idiots.
Well, fine. I'm pretty good with Photoshop myself. Fred, go down to mall. We're going to need a digital camera, some member of the clergy, and a hampster. Or maybe a guinea pig.
Yeah, I'll get right on that.
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