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Total Fina Elf

Despair
Does it bother anyone else that the most ardent supporters of Iraq in the UN are also their biggest customers of crude oil, and yet they seem like archangels for opposing effective action?

Responses:
Dante Hicks
What bothers me is that stupid name! Total Fina Elf? I mean, what the hell? If it were American it'd be called Conglom-Evilco or something.
Randal Graves
Complain about her name all you like my friend, but you must agree that she is hot.
Dante Hicks
Dante Hicks
Wait, huh? This is an oil company we're talking about, not some chick.
Randal Graves
Wrongo, and I found pictures on the internet to prove otherwise.
Dante Hicks
That's stupid, what...
Randal Graves
Dante Hicks
Say...
Randal Graves
Dante Hicks
What can I say, Total Fina Elf is hot!
Dante Hicks
You'd never guess from looking at her that she imports millions of barrels of crude.

Average rating: 4.85