My shoulder is killing me. I called the doctor and she said to put some ice on it and stop whining. I'm thinking what I need is a good massage. Anyone back there feel like giving me a good massage?
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Anyone besides Duckman?
Responses:
Emergency Medical Hologram
I'm sorry, but as a medical professional, I must say that it's necessary to take the advice given by your physician in cases such as this.
Emergency Medical Hologram
So stop whining.
vegetarian
But...
Emergency Medical Hologram
Hmm, it appears the problem is still manifesting itself.
If you'd like, I can prepare a hypospray with 10cc of 'Stop Being a Baby.'
vegetarian
What if I was nude? Would one of you give me a massage then?
The Writers
See, here's the thing, Veggie. I think some of us around here are sick of the whole 'flirty internet girl' stuff. It's meaningless and it gets annoying. We're here, you're over there. I mean, it's not like we can download ourselves over to your house or something.
