I'm afraid the humor of this site is greatly reduced from lack of monkey-age. If you wish to maintain your high-standards please address this oversite.
Responses:
Super-Intelligent Space Monkey
Pardon me? I have over 15 years of experience in the fields of Engineering, Polymer Science, and English Literature. Not to mention my project management experience and natural people skills! I may have several faults, but youthful inexperience is certainly not one of them.
Super-Intelligent Space Monkey
I fail to see what could possibly be gained by the use of an older monkey.
Barry Ween
Ooops, you mistook my statement. I only meant there needs to be more monkeys action on the-
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Wait a minute... you've studied Polymers? I've studied Polymers! Wow. It's such a small world.