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The Topic: National security gone to far?

yourmomsmom
So my friend posted a sign on my other friends locker in Dwarvish. The sign said something along the lines of "here lie the books and coat of *so-and-so*, speack friend and enter" So are stupid security guards see it and think it's arabic. So they call my friends into the office and talk to them about how they might be terrorist and stuff. My friends explain and the security realizes that they are dumb fucks. so they let my friends go with a warning to not post anything like that again.

this lead to a huge discussion about rights and freedoms that students express in school and stuff. But mainly we all laughed at it cause it was really funny. your thoughts?

Responses:
Freakazoid
Oh, Grandma!
Freakazoid
I doubt you'll ever really understand this great nation of ours and its tenets.
Freakazoid
Also, unless you've been sneaking out of the home again, I doubt you've been to school in an awfully long time.
Freakazoid
So, um, how about you finish up that nice pair of mittens, and stop making up crazy stories?
Freakazoid
I don't have to visit you, you know. It smells like a yarn store in here.
Tom Servo
Plus she acts like armed men hassling Tolkien-reading freaks obsessing over made-up languages is something that we as Americans want to avoid.
Crow T. Robot
He acts.
Tom Servo
He? Oh. Huh.
Austin Powers
Your mom's mom is a...
The Referee
*Tweet!*

Too many idiots on the field.

Fifteen yards, loss of down.
Government Spooks
Sir, you're going to have to come with us. This thread is a possible threat to the security of the United States and the American way of life.
The Referee
What? But I'm just a referee!
Government Spooks
Yes, a soccer referee!

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