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What is it with nerds and booze?

astro
Lately, there have been all of these posts that basically exclaim: "HELL YAH ITS 1:30AM AND I HAVE A BUZZ FROM THREE BEERS".

Ahem.

I generally, but not always, post after midnight with at least ten beers under my belt. And I still don't get posted. And I still don't write diatribes about the conspiracy to prevent me from being posted.

So what is it with nerd youth these days? Surely, it can't be any harder to get your hands around a fifth then it was when I was 16-20.

I swear to God, though, if clippy or anyone else nails me for using "and" to begin a sentence, I will bust the grammar nazi cabal (who have been out to get me) back into last week.

So, should I ride my little BMX bike to the bar before it closes, or are the eight pounders I had at home supposed to be enough?

Responses:
The Shover Robot
There are no pounders here, only shovers.

Friedrich Neitzsche
God created pounders. And boredom did indeed cease from that moment - but many other things ceased as well.

Pounders were God's second mistake.

Neo
Whoa.

I thought there was no pounder.

Morpheus
You still have much to learn, Neo.

Friedrich Neitzsche
You both have a lot to learn, you idiots.

The only way it could be worse is if you were women.

Bob & Doug McKenzie
Hey hoser, wasn't this question about beer?

Bob & Doug McKenzie
Shut up!

We don't want that old German dude coming near us. He might give us his syphilis.

Bob & Doug McKenzie
Oh, right.

Well, I'm just gonna sit here quietly and drink my pounders then.

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