Cool mint, huh? Does that mean there are grasshoppers involved?
Cool Mint
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No, we're drinking Mint Juleps here today.
Duh.
Duh.
Besides...grasshoppers are simply disgusting, young man!
Eh, if you could make a virgin grasshopper you'd be schelpping them across your counters at some jerk's food-hole.
We prefer to call them 'cash cows' and not 'jerks'.
And we own copy rights on 'food-hole', so you'd better watch your mouth or we'll have our lawyers turn you into a cash cow.
And we own copy rights on 'food-hole', so you'd better watch your mouth or we'll have our lawyers turn you into a cash cow.
God how we love The Large Industries of America.
Isn't that supposed to read The United States of America?
Same difference.
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