Would it honestly be better to spend a friday night at home by myself typing random things into this stupid box and then reading whatever happens to pop up, or should I go ahead and shoot myself?
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Now, come on, there are other options.
Sure, hanging, electrocution, leaping off a building...
No, Bender, I mean creative options.
Oh, yeah, okay, like covering yourself in butter, rolling in birdseed, and jumping into the carnivorous pigeon exhibit at the zoo?
I said creative, not stupid.
Whoa, out of our league then.
We only do stupid suicides.
We only do stupid suicides.
Non-suicide related options!
Oh, like TV?
We're already watching TV.
I say problem solved.
I say problem solved.
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